me nd my pirate girlfriend

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

kiss-da-girl:

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

THANK YOU I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS SO MANY TIMES

phdix:

mariavontraphouse:

"I just really like to draw disney princesses"

*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

pocahontas and mulan just dont exist

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

anaxibiaclark:

styrnwilf:

ivaan-ffxiv:

styrnwilf:

peacake:

necnill:

theprosefool:

He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL

DAT SHOULDER LIFT.

why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?

Dragoon!

Ivaan could do this. >_>

UNF yes please.

Oh yes. This is what I’m talking about.

catsncats:

touch all the things

thedickofbutt:

vujon:

the beauty of minecraft pt. 1

#the beauty of shader mods that kill every average pc

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand